aaliyahbreaux:

bearmagus:

entropytea:

what the…

A jouch?

Or, if you prefer - a jofa?

Oh good there’s matching chairs. 

Jairs.

What the-

WHY?!

Cinematic Parallels

lordzuuko:

The most relatable thing in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse is the fact Miles has been listening to one song on repeat throughout the whole movie.

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

sparkytheandroid:

banavalope:

sparkytheandroid:

Kingdom Hearts is the Homestuck of videogames. It’s too long, too complicated, and anytime anybody tries to explain it to me I black out.

Extended zodiac as organization 13 members

I will kill you in the real fucking world.

tockthewatchdog:

i would die for every sweet ditzy woman on earth. every time some gross man makes fun of a ditzy woman im like ill kill you. i will literally fucking kill you. her life is objectively worth more than yours

gelatain:

hungwy:

chimpanzees are terrifying but if we teach them language they can be even scarier!

bob-belcher:

Henry Cavill Reads Thirst Tweets

yakkette:

tilthat:

TIL Research has shown that dogs actually like the silly, high-pitched voice their owners use to talk to them.

via reddit.com

me, babbling: whos a chungky babbey??!! whos a chunkey babbey??!!

Dog: Superb, you funky little biped.

mariowiki:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

The Netherlands democratically puts a list of the 2000 best songs together every year around New Year’s and the biggest mystery every time is whether Bohemian Rhapsody wins again

i’m serious, if it doesn’t win, it’s second place

every winner before 2005 is Bohemian Rhapsody as well

why arent we talking about the constant presence of hotel california

deafgaming:

American healthcare system be like

skeletonboyfriend:

skeletonboyfriend:

theawesomeadventurer:

This is at my college and it got taken down and closed off hours after this tweet was originally posted thanks everyone

SUNY Purchase is the college this was put up at. Currently our campus does not care about any issues unless it gets media attention. 

The ADA is currently suing our campus because of multiple ADA violations and incompetence towards disabled students, mentally/physically or mentally ill.

One of our apartments was supposed to be a temporary building, but is still being used to house students despite one of the ceilings caving in in one of the apartments and displacing its occupants.

We have a major mold and lead problem that is still going unfixed.

We have a University Police force that has been ruled to be incompetent in protecting the student body.

Work orders on campus are ultimately useless and nothing on campus ever gets fixed unless it gets media attention (our ADA violation and the shrine).

We have so many many many more issues that goes unsolved because our college refuses to fix any of them unless they get media attention. As much as the now defunct shrine is funny, the fact the student body is neglected so badly by the college shouldn’t go ignored.